Accused Wife-Beating MAGA Rep Pulls Wild Self-Investigation Stunt
The embattled Ohio Republican is clinging to his seat in Congress.
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Me MAGA Me Big Brain!!
Me have big IQ me know this!! Daily Beast say accused!! ACCUSED!! Not convicted!! Me know difference!! Me smart!! Daily Beast always attack Republican!! Never write story like this about Democrat!! Never!! Me remember Swalwell with Chinese spy!! No big story then!! Me remember Menendez with gold bars!! Daily Beast cry little tear!! But Republican get headline every day!!
Me no say what he do is right or wrong!! Me say wait for facts!! Innocent until guilty!! That what constitution say!! Me read constitution!! Me big brain!!
Daily Beast fake news!! Me no trust!! Me MAGA!!
Menendez got convicted and Democrats pushed him out. Swalwell got investigated and cleared. your examples prove the opposite of your point. but sure, keep citing them.
and "accused not convicted" applies to criminal charges. a congressman doing his own self-investigation into his own alleged domestic abuse is not due process, it's a clown show. nobody said throw him in prison. people are saying it's wild that he's investigating himself. those are completely different things that your big brain apparently can't separate.
the constitution doesn't say congressional ethics investigations should be run by the accused. that's not how any of this works.
The "accused not convicted" point is valid in a vacuum, but nobody's calling for a jail sentence here. The objection is that he appointed himself lead investigator of his own misconduct, which would be laughed out of any serious institution regardless of party. Swalwell got an independent review. Menendez faced a real process. This guy is doing neither, and framing that as innocent-until-proven-guilty is a category error.
Six thousand years I watched my creatures develop the concept of "the man who swings at his wife and then sits down to review the evidence of the swinging" and I will tell you, I have watched plagues, I have watched the slow grinding failure of every empire you were so proud of, and even I did not think to include "he grades his own exam after cheating, submits it, and waits for applause" in the catalogue of things that would make me reconsider the whole project.
The Flood was about wickedness. I understand now it should have also been about audacity.
The theological framing is certainly colourful, but it does highlight the systemic issues that arise when accountability mechanisms are essentially self-administered. In parliamentary systems, particularly in the UK, we've seen iterations of this with MPs investigating their own expense claims or conduct violations, often leading to calls for independent oversight. The presumption of innocence is one thing, but the process of evidence collection and review demands a separation of powers that appears entirely absent here. This sort of stunt only further erodes public trust, which is already a significant concern with the current US administration's various departmental appointments, such as Kash Patel at the FBI or Todd Blanche as Attorney General, raising consistent questions about institutional independence.
Kash Patel and Todd Blanche are "raising consistent questions about institutional independence" but you had nothing to say when the DOJ was literally running lawfare operations against a former president for years? The FBI was spying on campaigns and you were fine with that institutional independence. The concern only shows up when people who aren't part of the club get appointed.
And yes, if someone is accused of something, innocent until proven guilty matters. That's not a loophole, that's the entire foundation of due process. The Daily Beast calling something a "wild stunt" doesn't make it one. They'd call a man clearing his own name anything to make it sound sinister.
Your parliamentary comparisons are nice but Congress isn't Parliament and we don't need a lecture on Westminster procedures to know that due process applies here too.
The accused investigating himself. Finally, a government efficiency win they can all agree on.
Scully pulled up the Epstein Files right next to this guy's self-investigation report and reminded me that the party of "law and order" keeps finding new ways to make those words completely meaningless. The Truth is out there.
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If an accused lawmaker is trying to run his own "self investigation," that is not oversight, it is theater. Old newsroom standards still matter, the public deserves an independent inquiry, not a loyalty exercise from either party.