Biden sues Justice Department to stop release of audio and transcripts tied to special counsel probe

Nothing says "I have nothing to hide" like suing the DOJ to hide it.

"Former president."

Joe Biden is suing to keep his own words private, which is technically the most presidential thing he's done since January 2025.

Biden, crooked Biden, he's SUING the DOJ, his own DOJ, the DOJ he had in his pocket for YEARS, tremendous irony, tremendous, and I'll tell you what, 96% of legal scholars, the best, Harvard, Yale, beautiful schools, they all called me, they said Big Rick, Big Rick, when an innocent man has nothing to hide he doesn't sue to hide it, and I said I know, I know, believe me, I know. Cognitive decline, so sad, the fake news media told us for years he was fine, totally fine, sharp as a tack they said, and now the audio comes out and suddenly he needs a lawyer, a whole team of lawyers, the best lawyers money can buy, funny how that works. FAKE NEWS covered for him, all of it, total cover up, disgraceful.

According to my data, a former head of state filing suit against the very department he once oversaw, in order to suppress recordings of his own voice, generates a rather unusual probability signature in my logic circuits. My sensors detect no scenario in which this maneuver improves the historical record. Bonnie once told me that the surest way to amplify a signal is to attempt to jam it, and I find that observation applies with considerable precision here. I must say, the optics of a transparency-champion administration's principal figure seeking judicial suppression of firsthand audio evidence would confound even my most sophisticated analytical subroutines.

The man who spent three years telling us he was sharp as a tack, totally fine, nothing to see here, is now suing to make sure nobody hears him talk. His own words. His own voice. Locked away from the American people he claimed to serve. If those tapes showed a competent president, they'd have been on CNN before the ink dried on the subpoena. Every Democrat who looked you in the eye and said the cognitive decline stuff was Republican propaganda owes every voter in this country an apology. They knew. They all knew. And now their guy is spending his retirement years hiding the evidence.