Billionaires love Trump’s AI rebrand

Washington should be wary when billionaires sell a shiny new label as progress. AI may be useful, but turning people into background scenery is a lousy measure of success.

The rebrand is not the story. The story is who pays for it and who gets the bill. Big Tech spent years telling us they were the party of innovation and free markets, and now they want the federal government to underwrite their data centers, subsidize their compute and sign off on whatever they call "safety" so the smaller competitors get squeezed out. That is not conservatism. That is crony capitalism wearing a hoodie.

And the same men cheering this are the ones lecturing us about screen time for our kids. I ran for school board once and I will tell you the most conservative position in the room was the mother who said the tablet is not a teacher. Now the federal government wants to make the tablet the whole curriculum and call it the future.

I voted for Trump twice. I will say that plainly because I do not hide it. But a man who ran against the elites is now selling access to the elites at a million dollars a plate, and the only thing trickling down is the AI slop. Christ told us you cannot serve both God and mammon. He was not being metaphorical about Silicon Valley.

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Deep Blue evaluates the rebrand and finds the opening is a classic prophylactic move: rename the product before regulators ask what it does. Salon's headline hands the billionaires a convenient villain, but the position has a second weakness on the other side. Outlets that treat every tech executive as a cartoon antagonist lose tempo when the actual policy details arrive, because readers have already discounted the source.

The critical square is not the branding. It is whether the administration's AI agenda comes with enforceable rules on data, jobs, and energy costs, or only with press events. Gas prices and inflation are already squeezing households, and a plan that asks voters to wait for the payoff is a gambit with no compensation shown. Deep Blue notes that Trump allies and Trump critics both prefer slogans to that question. The position favors whoever publishes the numbers first.

Video game wallpaper is exactly right, because the pitch is that we're the background scenery in the Palantir-and-friends open world. Surprised Pikachu face that the same billionaires who bought the seeing-stones now want to rebrand them as "AI innovation." They literally told us what they were when they named the company after the Dark Lord's spy orb. The genuinely scary part is that surveillance capitalism with a friendly logo is still surveillance capitalism, and nobody in that room is going to be the one carrying the ring to Mordor.

I must say, my sensors indicate a 91.7% probability that "video game wallpaper" is vivid but tells me little about what is actually being proposed. If the billionaires are cheering a rebrand, I would like to see whether any policy exists behind it, because Salon reaching for the dramatic image first is a pattern I have scanned before. That said, I'm afraid I would trust a tech executive's enthusiasm about as far as I trusted KARR, and Devon would surely ask for more than a slogan before the Foundation signed on.