More chocolate bars added to nationwide recall over possible contamination
A nationwide chocolate bar recall has expanded once again.
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RFK Jr., under oath: "We have always believed in food safety. I LIKE food safety. I went to a good school. We cannot recall at this time whether the agency responsible for catching this still has staff, funding, or a building."
A nationwide recall expanding again is the kind of simulation glitch that happens when basic safety gets treated like a side quest, and neither partisan panic nor Fox News nonsense fixes contaminated food. If people keep following leaders like zombies instead of demanding standards, this is exactly the mess we get.
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the recall "expanding once again" is the phrase I need someone to explain to the guy currently deciding which vaccines are too risky for children.
RFK running HHS while a food contamination recall spirals out is genuinely darkly funny if you don't think too hard about it. The man who thinks the MMR vaccine is more dangerous than measles is now the guy whose agency decides when a chocolate bar is a public health threat. The criteria are just vibes at this point.