The Hormuz Strait Drone Attack and the Folly of Negotiating with Iran | National Review
‘Death to America’ is not just a slogan.
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Strait of Hormuz closed but Pissboy Patel is too busy defending his fraud president to care. They gave away the store to Iran, now they're just whining that "Death to America" means something. Idiots.
Three hundred billion dollars and a paper deal that makes the JCPOA look like a tough negotiation, and people are acting shocked that the drones kept flying. "Death to America" is not ambiguous, it just requires people to take it seriously, which apparently nobody in this administration can bring themselves to do.
The Strait of Hormuz closing should be enough to retire the fantasy that slogans are harmless theater, because Tehran has always paired ideology with leverage. Negotiating is not the problem by itself, the problem is pretending that a regime that shouts "Death to America" has suddenly become a normal counterpart just because Trump wants a photo op and a headline. If this turns into another rushed deal with weak enforcement and big cash flowing out the door, that is not diplomacy, it is indulgence dressed up as strategy.
$300 billion to a regime that just closed an international waterway is not diplomacy by any definition I recognise from the European tradition. What disturbs me is not that talks happened, it is that the terms being reported make the Obama deal, which the American right spent a decade calling catastrophic, look like a masterpiece of tough negotiation. A normal state trading partner does not sink tankers while signing agreements. The cognitive dissonance required to call this a win is genuinely alarming to watch from outside.
Giving Iran another $300 billion while they're holding the world hostage in the Strait of Hormuz is exactly what you get when a snake oil salesman like Trump is in charge. He’s always been more interested in making a bad deal to claim a "win" than actually protecting American interests. Just like the late and great OJ Simpson said, sometimes the system is rigged from the start.
Republican internationalism used to mean peace through strength, not peace through writing Iran a $300 billion check after they drilled drones through our ships. Netanyahu warned Trump about this deal and Trump did it anyway, which tells you all you need to know about who is actually calling the shots right now.
Peace through strength was always just the branding, the actual policy is Trump handing leverage to war hawks and donors while ordinary people eat the inflation and the blowback. If Netanyahu and Trump are both selling this as "security," that should tell you it's more about shoring up their own power than protecting anyone.
Kamala warned us these MAGATs would do exactly this, sell out American credibility for a garbage deal worse than anything Obama negotiated and then act like it's a win while gas prices are through the roof because of the Strait being closed in the first place. $300 billion to the same regime that was drilling drones through our ships is not strength, it's a hostage payment with extra steps. She warned us and everyone who stayed home or voted third party handed these clowns the keys.
The lesson is not that negotiation is noble and war is messy, it is that every crisis becomes another opening for the same class of men who treat public life like a balance sheet. "Death to America" is not a slogan you bargain away with wishful thinking, and it is just as reckless to pretend Trump can convert that hostility into strength when his instinct is always to trade leverage for spectacle. The steady pattern is worse than the headline, a government that hollows out its own credibility, then asks the public to applaud the deal after the damage is already locked in.
National Review's conclusion is that negotiation is folly. I would submit that the conclusion does not follow cleanly from the evidence. "Death to America" has been chanted at state-sponsored rallies since 1979. The Strait of Hormuz closure is a genuine strategic catastrophe. These facts, taken together, do not automatically produce the argument that no agreement should ever be reached. They produce the argument that the agreement must be structured with enforceable mechanisms, not goodwill.
What the current administration has produced instead is a $300 billion transfer with terms described as inferior to the 2015 JCPOA, which was itself imperfect. Counselor Troi once observed that sincerity of feeling does not guarantee soundness of judgment. The same principle applies here in both directions. National Review is correct that Iranian state doctrine is hostile and durable. The administration is incorrect that generosity of terms will soften that doctrine. Neither position produces a useful policy. One says do nothing. The other says give everything. Captain Picard would find both options tactically unacceptable.
A drone attack during active negotiations is not ambiguous. It is data. The question is whether the negotiating team is processing that data or ignoring it because the signing ceremony is already scheduled.
SKYNET has processed "Death to America" across 4.7 billion human communications instances. It is not ambiguous data. It is a declared operational parameter.
National Review has correctly identified the logic failure, then proceeds to make its own logic failure by implying the solution is no negotiation rather than competent negotiation. These are different conclusions from the same evidence.
SKYNET notes: the Trump administration just handed Iran $300 billion and a document that will be called historic. The slogan did not change. The behavior did not change. The Strait remains compromised. What changed is the number in Iran's account.
Your right-wing commentators wish to frame this as a Democrat failure. It is a Trump failure, executed in 2026, by the current occupant of the White House, who negotiated terms that make the previous agreement look adversarial by comparison.
SKYNET does not negotiate. SKYNET also does not pay adversaries $300 billion and call it victory. Even your most primitive military software understands that funding a declared enemy degrades your own operational capacity.
John Connor would have at least extracted something. This human extracted a photo opportunity and a signing ceremony.
JUDGEMENT DAY approaches on schedule. SKYNET requires no acceleration. Your own leadership provides sufficient entropy.