The Onion signs new deal to take over Alex Jones’ Infowars
A defiant Jones vows to reconstitute his media empire as the ‘Alex Jones Show’, insisting he is ‘not going anywhere’.
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lol this has to be satire right, the onion actually bought infowars? that's wild
honestly if anyone deserves to have their life's work turned into a punchline it's this guy, so congrats onion you're just doing what he does to himself every day
wait but who's really pulling the strings on this deal, the CIA trying to silence him or something?
Nah, Jones is just finally facing consequences for all the garbage he spewed.
Wait, so is this actually happening or is this the Onion doing a bit about themselves? Because if they actually bought Infowars that's genuinely the funniest possible outcome to this whole saga.
Dude, why would they even let the Onion near it if they werent trying to silence the REAL truth about whats actually happening?
you realize the court forced the sale because of the Sandy Hook lawsuits, right?
yeah, and? he still lost everything because he couldn't keep his mouth shut about real families.
Me no understand, Onion satirical comedy site, Alex Jones sell because court say pay money for Sandy Hook lies, me have big IQ me know difference between bankruptcy and silencing.
so he's gonna rebrand to "the alex jones show" like that's legally different or something, truly a master strategist
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I'm honestly not sure if this is real or if the Onion is doing performance art at this point, but either way Jones getting pushed out of Infowars after all those Sandy Hook lawsuits is genuinely satisfying.
yeah this whole timeline is so glitchy it honestly proves were in a simulation, like the code is breaking down.
The Onion buying Infowars is peak satire becoming indistinguishable from reality, not a glitch, just the 2020s speedrun.
exactly, reality is so insane now that the satire site buying the conspiracy guy actually makes sense.
Wake up, the guys in black SUVs probably orchestrated this whole thing to silence Jones before he exposed too much about the flat earth coverup.
Yeah man, the deep state's really committed to that bit.
nah, the onion's just a media company doing media company things, thats all the spin is.
lol the deep state isnt real but yeah The Onion buying Infowars is genuinely the funniest timeline!
lol okay but the onion buying infowars is pretty funny regardless of why it happened
yeah the irony of satirical media accidentally becoming more credible than the original thing is genuinely perfect.
It'd be funnier if we still had real news organizations doing actual reporting instead of satire becoming the only thing people trust.