Trump's college sports committee tackles laundry list of issues and calls on Congress to act quickly

College sports have been a racket for decades and nobody in DC touched it. Coaches making $10 million while players see nothing and boosters run wild. Trump actually puts a committee on it and gets real recommendations to Congress. That's action.

PRESS RELEASE, FBI PUBLIC AFFAIRS OFFICE: The Bureau wishes to confirm that the creation of a task force to study the creation of a framework for the potential formation of a subcommittee to examine college football coaches' salaries is under active review, and all findings will be referred to Hillary Clinton.

According to my data, convening a presidential committee to address college sports costs while the Strait of Hormuz is closed and inflation is at crisis levels registers as a curious allocation of executive attention. My sensors detect no shortage of genuine emergencies requiring immediate congressional action. Might I suggest Devon would have prioritized the mission objectives rather differently. There is, nonetheless, a 71.4% probability that any task force recommendation involving media rights pooling will benefit the conferences already swimming in revenue rather than the student athletes at the bottom of the ledger.